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As any experienced traveler can tell you, a versatile, resilient, and stylish outfit is a necessary provision on any sortie — be it into the far reaches of space or simply around the block. A Soft Fiber Garment from the Greenwood Space Travel Supply Co. is a perfect addition to the wardrobe of any humanoid. Avoid the embarrassment of being caught unclothed, and confidently wear an outfit that is comfortable and fashionable.
All tee-shirts are printed on American Apparel brand 100% fine jersey cotton shirts unless otherwise noted. American Apparel shirts tend to fit more snugly than other brands. Shrinkage is minimal. Not a food. Colors and styles change seasonally. |
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Is the sale of space travel supplies all that happens at 8414 Greenwood Avenue North? Of course it is! This tee-shirt is emblazoned with same logo that appears on our storefront, along with the declaration that “Space Travel Is All We Do!” If you ever lose your way, the fine print includes complete instructions on locating the Greenwood Space Travel Supply Co., including GPS coordinates.
Click on the image to view additional colors and logo detail. Available in youth and adult sizes.
"Space Travel Is All We Do!" Tee-Shirt
Item# 03-3100
$18.00
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It is a maxim you’d be a fool to disregard: a lack of preparation is a prescription for mishaps. We believe in it so strongly, we’ve made it our motto.
Click on the image to view additional colors and logo detail. Available in youth and adult sizes.
"...A Lack of Preparation..." Tee-Shirt
Item# 03-3200
$18.00
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What traits define a successful space traveler? All must have that special adventure-seeking, eagle-sharp glint in the eye, an unbreakable and heroic heart, and a steady, non-clammy hand. If you have these qualities, you are pretty much a certified space traveler. Click on the image to view additional colors and logo detail.
(The purchase of this tee-shirt is no substitute for the rigors of pre-space-flight training and does not imply you are prepared for space travel. NASA would probably not let you on the Space Shuttle with this shirt as your only qualification.)
If you remain unsure whether you have what it takes to be a good space traveler, we recommend the practical and informative “Will I Make A Good Space Traveler?” Poster. You may recognize some imagery.
Certified Space Traveler Tee-Shirt
Item# 03-3300
$18.00
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Space Travel is not just for adults; even the youngest of our species enjoys contemplating the vast endlessness of space, the unthinkable scale of galaxies and nebulae, and the adventure that awaits on the surface of every unsurveyed planet. Or they would if they weren’t so fascinated by puppies. Available in toddler sizes 2 through 6
Greenwood Space Travel Supply Toddler Shirt
Item# 03-3400
$18.00
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Simple and sleek, our two-tone unisex onesie will add that well-traveled look to your shiny new baby. Printed on Rabbit Skins brand 100% cotton jersey knit with reinforced three-snap closure. Available in infant sizes.
Greenwood Space Travel Supply Onesie
Item# 03-3410
$18.00
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Hooded sweatshirts are the best way to stay warm and fashionable. The two-tone Greenwood Space Travel Supply Co. logo, encircled by our motto, is printed on the back of this zip-front, 50% cotton, 50% polyester sweatshirt. Keep Ionian dust out of your hair with the drawstring hood and stow useful tools or samples in the front pockets.
Click on the image for additional views. Available in adult sizes.
GSTS Hooded Sweatshirt
Item# 03-3900
$45.00
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How do you prefer to write? Do you draft long correspondence in looping script with a magnificent pen? Does the tattoo of a mechanical typewriter actuate the engine of your creativity? Do you use a computer to instantly broadcast your misadventures? Whatever tool you press into service, don’t forget to write.
Tools of the writing trade and “Don’t Forget to Write” motto are printed on the front and the 826 Seattle logo is printed on the back of this Gildan (unisex) or Bella (girly) brand, 100% cotton tee-shirt.
Proceeds from the sale of this tee-shirt directly fund the 826 Seattle Youth Mentor.
Click on the image to view additional colors and logo detail. Available in adult sizes.
"Don't Forget To Write" Tee-Shirt
Item# 03-3500
$18.00
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The classic 826 Seattle logo is printed on Rabbit Skins brand 100% cotton jersey knit with reinforced three-snap closure. The motto “Don’t Forget To Write.” is printed on the back. Perfect for future 826 Seattle students or writers. Available in infant sizes.
826 Seattle Onesy
Item# 03-3510
$18.00
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ADVICE FOR BABIES: As any experienced traveler can tell you, a versatile, resilient, and stylish outfit is a necessary provision on any sortie — be it into the far reaches of space or simply around the block. The Li’l Baby Sputnik brand Li’l Traveling Uniform is a perfect addition to the wardrobe of any small humanoid. Avoid the embarrassment of being caught unclothed, and confidently wear an outfit that is comfortable and fashionable. Printed on Bella brand 100% cotton, available in sizes 3-6 months to 18 to 24 months.
Li'l Traveling Uniform
Item# 12-1203
$18.00
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Show the world you laugh in the face of danger with a Panic Industries™ soft fiber garment. Sure, society is teetering on the edge of a Mad Max–like Armageddon, but there is no reason we shouldn’t have a sense of humor about it. Available in adult sizes.
Panic Industries™ Soft Fiber Garment
Item# 03-3099
$18.00
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