CURIOS & MISCELLANY

Christmas Tree In A Can

Just because you are orbiting the far-distant planetoid of Makemake, parsecs from the nearest shopping super-station, there is now no reason your craft can’t be filled with holiday cheer. Easy to stow, easy to grow, the Dr. Darwin’s Breath of Life Brand Christmas Tree in a Can is a surefire way to put the “ho” into the holiday season. Besides, where are you going to pile all of the gifts from your crew?

The Christmas Tree In A Can is easy to grow: pop the top, water, and wait. Within three weeks, the included Norway Spruce seeds will sprout. In the spring, the little saplings will be ready to transplant outside —assuming you’ve reached a planet suitable for life. Everything you need (save water and patience) is included in this compact (3.5” H x 2.75” D) container.

Christmas Tree In A Can
Item# 07-7014
$11.00

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11cm Moon Globe

Know where you are going before you get there! How often have you found yourself orbiting the moon, desperately searching for The Sea of Rains? With this handy, easy-to-attach dashboard-sized 4.3” model of Earth’s moon, you’ll never be confounded by the many craters and maria – even on the Moon’s Dark Side! Ingeniously rotates on two axes for maximum usability.

11cm (4.3”) Moon Globe
Item# 01-1119
$13

11cm Constellation Globe

I’ve been in many arguments that didn’t end well, but never one as frustrating as the one I recently had with my on-board navigational computer. We were discussing what constellation is situated between the Great Bear and the Lion and the conversation became quite heated. The answer to this question and many other interstellar conundrums could have easily been answered had I one of these 4.3” Constellation Globes on hand. Cleverly illustrated with stars and celestial images, this globe rotates on two axes and is small enough to attach to your ship’s dashboard, in plain sight of your navigational computer.

11cm (4.3”) Constellation Globe
Item# 01-1120
$13

Space Vehicle Hull Repair Patch

We find it is always best to be prepared, even against the smallest perturbations. Quickly patching a hole in your hull is a skill with which every traveler should be equipped. 3" x 3" printed magnet - not weather resistant.

Space Vehicle Hull Repair Patch
Item# 01-1025
$3.00

Planetary Puppy

While on long interstellar journeys, humans need companionship, but need to always be wary of the amount of cargo and number of passengers. The Planetary Puppy is the ideal answer to both of these conundrums as it is compact, easy to stow, and companionable. Includes instruction postcard and two 260Q animal balloons in airtight container.

Planetary Puppy
Item# 01-1033
$2.00