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Bullets? Feh. Lasers? Ha! When you can shoot cherry-scented smoke rings, why would you shoot anything else? Create a distraction of spatial, ocular, and olfactory nature in one fell swoop with just a squeeze of the System’s ergonomically pleasing grip. Yes, this miracle of armament actually shoots smoke rings. And—truly—they are freighted with the unmistakable fragrance of the fruit of genus Prunus. If you do not arm yourself with one of these prior to embarking into space of any kind, you are a mad fool. Includes 3 fl. oz. non-toxic Super Fluid - enough for thousands of smoke rings. Requires 6 AA batteries (not included). 9.5" long, 7.5" tall, and 3.5" wide.
Cherry Scented Diversion Deployment System
Item# 01-1051
$25.00
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Space can be rife with misadventure, haunted by calamity, and plagued by misfortune. A traveler caught unprepared is not only a sitting duck but is probably also asking for mishaps of unimaginable proportions.
We all hope that our travel will be free from conflict, but it is a sad reality that every space traveler will have to test his or her mettle in hand-to-hand combat at least once. Adequate training with tools such as these will assure victory almost every time.
Mostly Harmless Combat Training Devices
Item# 01-1050
$10.00
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