CHERRY SCENTED DIVERSION
DEPLOYMENT SYSTEM

Bullets? Feh. Lasers? Ha! When you can shoot cherry-scented smoke rings, why would you shoot anything else? Create a distraction of spatial, ocular, and olfactory nature in one fell swoop with just a squeeze of the System’s ergonomically pleasing grip. Yes, this miracle of armament actually shoots smoke rings. And—truly—they are freighted with the unmistakable fragrance of the fruit of genus Prunus. If you do not arm yourself with one of these prior to embarking into space of any kind, you are a mad fool. Includes 3 fl. oz. non-toxic Super Fluid - enough for thousands of smoke rings. Requires 6 AA batteries (not included). 9.5" long, 7.5" tall, and 3.5" wide.

WRITER: Bethany Jean Clement
DESIGNER: Julia-Anne Endicott Bork
Shipping weight: 4 lbs.
Suitable for ages 8 and up.

Cherry Scented Diversion Deployment System
Item# 01-1051
$25.00